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RATCHETNESS: The Epidemic | The Recap
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Happy Thursday Playing Devil’s Advocate™ Family!
Wow!! All I can say is I thought my head would explode last night!
I said earlier in the week that I don’t know who or what was responsible for the outbreak known as “ratchetness” that has infected almost an entire generation and reaching epidemic proportions and after last night’s show I am convinced more than ever something must be done IMMEDIATELY to eradicate the virus!
Ratchetness is defined as:
a mild infection sort of like the common cold. That maybe contracted through visiting various stores where Quest and Link is accepted. When contracted with the infection. You tend to do “IGNANT” S**T like going out in public with attire such as: SCARFS on YO HEAD, PAJAMA PANTS, & other CRAZY s**T that SET African-Americans back another 400 years.
I started the show naming Donald Tramp….ahem Trump as the Executive in Charge of Ratchetness for the ridiculously asinine “challenge” he laid out for our POTUS and from that moment the flood gates opened and the ratchetness poured out at tsunamic levels! Once the thoroughly lubricated Rocky Miller joined the conversation along with my sister Avais, Sporty Spunky Angel & Peepin’ Shaun laughter and insanity ensued.
I INTERRUPT THIS BLOG TO BRING YOU BREAKING NEWS!!
(well not really…)
Actually in true to PDA form our on the spot reporter, Sporty Angel had to interrupt the conversation to report on BREAKING RATCHET NEWS!! It was almost like we planned it ourselves…a LIVE ratchetness disturbance occurred right outside Sporty’s window! It was unbelievably ratchet so click HERE to hear it!
As a special education teacher, my sister shared a few cases of severe ratchetness that she has witnessed in the public school system displayed by not only the students but the so-called parents! We also found out that Mr. Know-It-All (Shaun) proved he doesn’t know everything after all. When challenged to give an example of the most serious case of ratchetness he has witnessed, he gave us an example of racist-ness instead! LOL!
Then Sporty Angel couldn’t contain herself any longer and lowered the BOOM! She went HAM (Hard As a MuthaF*cker) describing how the infection has afflicted her very own daughter! I promise you do NOT want to miss her tirade or the picture she posted as proof! After that, a listener called in to tell us about his going cold turkey on his road to Ratchet Recovery! His testimony led to Rocky’s Ratchet Moments in history sponsored by the Ratchet Patch! (if you want to know what that’s all about you have to listen to the archives!)
And if all of that wasn’t enough, our Producer Chandra presented her Vodka Infused Candy Corn as the “Drink of the Week” special in honor of Halloween!! WARNING: This takes ONE WEEK to make so it is NOT your kid’s candy corn…do NOT serve to Trick or Treaters under 21!
Then came the “Ask PDA” advice letter…Just in time for “Domestic Violence Awareness Month” this father and husband reached out for help on what to do about his abusive wife! To hear the letter and the panel’s advice for him…you guessed it! LISTEN TO THE ARCHIVES!!!
Be sure you tune in next week for “You Won’t Believe This!: Halloween Edition” and since I know you wont believe this stuff if we told you about on the show, CLICK HERE for visual proof of the extreme cases of ratchetness… Tell a friend–TTFN!
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