Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Last week Playing Devil’s Advocate hosted by Ms. KiKi delved into family issues with “Family; Can’t Live With Them, Can’t KILL Them!” and that show proved to be as heavy hitting as the title suggested. LISTEN TO THE ARCHIVES to get all the juicy details of the PDA crew spilling their family secrets. This week Ms. KiKi and the crew decided to have a little fun with WTF! Moments and if you did not catch the live show SHAME ON YOU!
I actually inspired this show topic when I posted a story about an adult film star who broke, yes BROKE his penis for the second time! Now he is soliciting donations for the $30,000 surgery and rehabilitation needed to fix his issue. I am as curious as KiKi in wondering WTF kind of rehabilitation do you get for a broken penis?! Peepin’ Shaun, being the only one of crew with an actual penis is baffled at how one is able to break his penis in the first place while Sporty in true ‘Fallen Angel’ fashion, offered up some interesting ideas for penis rehabilitation. LISTEN TO THE ARCHIVES to get the full list and hear Sporty’s real life WTF Moment.
If you keep up with current events you may have heard Shaun’s WTF news story about the judge who ordered a mother to change her son’s name. The judge believed that only one “person” should be allowed to be called by such a name, and it wasn’t this child. This set KiKi off and rightfully so, in my opinion. Unless it does him harm or causes him pain and suffering you cannot tell me what to name MY child! We are all glad to know that decision was overturned. Listen to the Archives to hear Shaun’s suggestions of names for the baby.
CNN ran a story about how the POTUS should be an angrier black man. This rightfully set KiKi off for the second time of the night. It also led her to ask for predictions on when the POTUS would actually go H.A.M. Shaun brought up a good point about President Obama’s facial expressions and in my opinion, Mr. President tells everything with the looks on his face. I am so proud of our President and how he handles all of the BS thrown his way and I am not sure if I want him to lose it and give people one more thing to criticize. Everyone’s predictions can be heard by Listening to the Archives, so comment and leave your prediction below.
Throughout the night the show’s Rachet Reporter, Amanda Lay, posted some interesting and quite disturbing pictures on PDA’ s Facebook page but we will get back to those momentarily, so be ready. Shaun’s next WTF story was just as disturbing as some of the pictures. It was slightly confusing when he started the story with a statistic of how much bacteria is in Holy Water. My first reaction was the same as KiKi’s, “who cares…you don’t drink Holy Water!” Which actually was Shaun’s point; some people actually use Holy Springs as drinking water. Listen to the Archives to hear KiKi go off yet again, but this time about the geniuses drinking Holy Water!
The next WTF Moment involved a picture posted by the Rachet Reporter, Amanda Lay. Apparently some genius without a doorbell decided a suitable alternative would be to put a few rocks in a water bottle and post a sign instructing people to shake for entrance. We cannot make this stuff up! My question is, “will you really hear rocks shaking in a bottle at your front door?” With all the noise going on in my house a person would be standing outside shaking that bottle forever. Listen to the Archives to hear what the crew would do if their doorbell was “missing”.
Whoever created the “rocks-in-the-bottle” doorbell probably had The Producer’s Drink of the Week in the bottle and drank it to make room for the rocks. Chandra has done it again with BURN, an intoxicating mix of rums and juices. The drink every week is so on point I wonder how she does it again and again. If you think you can do it too, Listen to the Archives to learn how you can submit your idea for a Drink of the Week.
Sporty’s next WTF Moment is one after my own heart. She took aim at the iPhone zombies that received their big update this week. This caused KiKi to attack poor Sporty for simply expressing her opinion on the evil Apple world. KiKi believes that Android users are simply people who either couldn’t afford an iPhone or were too cheap to pay for one. I have had both and I PREFER the Android. Listen to the Archives to find why we call KiKi the Grammar Police and why I capitalized “prefer” in the previous sentence.
Shaun’s next WTF story scared me a little. A dentist reportedly purchased the late John Lennon’s tooth. Now that alone is not disturbing, because he is a dentist and collecting famous teeth is not that far fetched. What he wants to do with the tooth is what blows my wig back. Apparently this dentist wants to clone the late great singer and that is the WTF in this situation. I am not sure how I feel about cloning but can you really do that with a tooth? Listen to the Archives to hear Shaun and KiKi’s views on cloning.
The next few stories that KiKi shared were even stranger than cloning from a tooth. Bestiality is something I may never understand, but apparently it is a viable market. Now for those who may not know, bestiality is sexual relations between a person and an animal. KiKi reported that a NC couple filmed and posted their bestiality escapades on the web!! (thank God they were caught and arrested!) To top that, a man in Washington was reportedly running a farm for this strange fetish. You have to download the Archives to get the full story.
Sporty’s next WTF Moment involves Al Sharpton’s gig in TV. Apparently Al needs someone to coach him to read from the teleprompter more smoothly. I have not had the opportunity to check out Al’s show and I am sure his format centers around civil rights news or something close to that, but according to Sporty the way Al reads from his teleprompters it is a comedy show. Listen to the Archives to find out why Shaun doesn’t like the thinner, healthier Rev. Sharpton.
Back to the Rachet Reporter who was on top of their job Wed. night. All pictures posted by Amanda Lay can be seen on the PDA Facebook page. The Rachetness varied from a guy getting a lap dance with grandma sleep next to him, to a young lady taking a sexy picture in the filthy house. My personal favorite is the guy who got caught up by his girlfriend and her revenge…let’s just say it was UNBELIEVABLE! As always the blog is just a piece of the fun so, Download the Archives and catch the full craziness that is Playing Devil’s Advocate.
This week’s “Ask PDA” was brought to you by, BURN, the Producer’s Drink of the Week. This week’s author is more than confused; she is slightly dense in my opinion. Sporty and Shaun agree that she was once number one and now she is the side chick. Coach KiKi believes she is lying to herself and the two of them are in two different relationships. My opinion is that the guy is trying to have his cake and eat it too and she is allowing him to do so while trying to hang on. Move on sister and be happy. LISTEN TO THE ARCHIVES, comment and share your opinion on who should have moved out.
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